Can't Talk. Just Write.

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
So why don't we go

This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?

geng!

as you guys might've noticed, absent ko karon. hehehe :P

nagcge ko tawag kay mars, temporarily unavailable man daw ang kagwang. unya di man pud ko ka-sure sa imong number, so diri nalang ko maghatag ug mensahe. charmos ginamos!

ani man gud... nagtext ko gabii kay jinji nananghid na mag absent ko. ana lang siya basta make sure ra daw na mag calibration ta kay kailangan niya ang scores by the time she gets back. buot pasabot, kailangan na diay jud ta mag calibration noh? hehehe.

so, naa tay duha ka pending for today & tom... ang teach back ni tricia ug ang calibration. lingawa sa life uy! :P

musulod man ata ko ugma kung makaya. if ever, pwede ta tom nalang mag calibration maski the entire day pa. char! pero ang teach back ni trish pwede kaha today? duha ra man daw kabuok na teach back. basta ang expectation kay she'd run the module as how she's gonna run it in an actual class. pwede man kamo nalang ni mars ang mag panggap ug trainees. vacant man pud ata ang kennedy so pwede didto. unya hatag ra ug feedback sa iyaha after. :D

basta, kato ra man. unta lagi maka sulod nako ugma. excited pa naman kaau ko mag calibration. HAHAHA. :P

itext ra pud ko kung unsa man ha.

MWAAAAH! :D

I've been soooo excited and relieved last week when i found out that so far based on our ramp plan, this'll be my last class until further notice. alas! a break. we've been having back to back training classes since July. and though thankful as i can be, i've wanted to have even just a week of no classes just to 're-collect' myself. having one class after another doesn't give that much room for introspection.

then, just yesterday, i felt like throwing up. i checked the ramp plan and found out that we have more classes plotted until november.

so much for freakin' freedom.

again, i'm thankful for classes. it wouldn't make sense if i didn't wish for more classes. what's the point of me being a trainer, right? i guess i was just hoping for even just a week for me to assess if i'm still doing the right things, if i'm still being effective or if i'm already losing it. i don't want to jeopardize the future of the people entrusted to me just because i've been feeling like a robot the past months.

i guess i also would like a bit of a break 'coz i think i'm growing more impatient. and impatience makes me meaner. grrrr...

like lately, i've been wanting to strangle some people who just do not seem to get it. people who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of EOP and doesn't seem to understand the essence of schedule adherence. i mean, seriously, if you've worked in this business before you of all people should know that it's not cool to be 2 hours late and just offer a lame excuse such as you not waking up early or your alarm clock getting busted. and you should know that it's not cool to raise a question in class and then end up taking a picture of yourself while your trainer is addressing your concern. SERIOUSLY.

ugh. wait. pause. break.

i feel like throwing up again.

LIHOK ATENISTA: Sagip Luzon
for the victims of typhoon Ondoy


Typhoon Ondoy shocked the country with its strong rainfall on the night of September 25, 2009. Many under-estimated its strength. Unexpectedly, downpours began that may compare to a month of rainfall. Many were stranded along the way. The saddest happening was when missing persons and death arises. Affected areas were Quezon City, Taytay, Del Monte and Montalban in Rizal, Marikina City, Pasig City, and other nearby provinces in Luzon.

A lot of people died and some are still missing. Many homes have gone wasted. Reports indicate that missing people tried to escape the flooded area but were trapped in the middle of the sea like flooding waters.

Effects of typhoon Ondoy as of September 28, 2009
Affected victims

• 69,513 families / 337,216 persons
• Partial total of Evacuees: 11,967 families / 59,521 persons in 118 evacuation centers

Casualties

• DEAD: more than 100

• NCR -60 (22 in Antipolo, 23 in Bulacan, 8 in Laguna Province, 3 in Muntinlupa City; 2 in NIA Road, Quezon City; 1 Marikina City and 1 in Brgy. Bato, San Juan)
• CAR -1 (Kabugao, Apayao)
• 21 (9 in Bulacan and 12 in Arayat, Pampanga)
• 44 (1 in Calaca, Batangas; 1 in Calauag Quezon, 23 in Tanay, Rizal 10 in Angono; 5 in Baras; 3 in Montalban; and 1 in Theresa)
• MISSING: 23 (1 in Kabayan Benguet, 20 in Tanay, Rizal, 2 in Arayat, 4 in Antipolo and 2 in Bulacan)
• INJURED: 4 (1 in Sta. Cruz, Laguna and 3 in Kabayan, Benguet)

The Ateneo de Davao University, through the Social Involvement Coordinating Office, responds to this emergency situation with relief operations. We are pleading for your assistance for our displaced brothers and sisters in Luzon. Cash donations are most welcome.

Donation Mechanism:

Cash donations may directly be given to the Social Involvement Coordinating Office
(Del Rosario Hall) or Alumni Affairs Office (Finster Hall, Roxas Avenue), Ateneo de Davao University, Jacinto St., Davao City.

You can also directly deposit your cash donations at

SIMBAHANG LINGKOD NG BAYAN (Account Name/Payee)
Bank of the Philippine Islands (Loyola-Katipunan Branch)
Peso Checking Account Number: 3081-1111-61
Dollar Savings Account Number: 3084-0420-12

Recipients:

Donations will be directed to the Task Force Noah of the Ateneo de Manila University. They are currently assisting Jesuit missions in Gawad Kalinga sites around Quezon City as well as communities affected in Marikina and Montalban, Rizal.

Contact Person: Ian Clark R. Parcon or Fr. Renato C. Ocampo, SJ
Trunkline: (82) 221.2411 local 8329 or 8353 (SICO) 8227 (Alumni Office)

Or channel to:
Social Involvement Coordinating Office (SICO)
Room R-103, G/F del Rosario Hall, Ateneo de Davao University
Jacinto St., Davao City
Landline: (82) 221.2411 local 8329 or 8353
Telefax: (82) 226.4116
Text: SICO <space> FEEDBACK <space> YOUR MESSAGE and send to 700ADDU
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Look for: Magay

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• Kindly indicate contact information: Name, address, email, landline/mobile
• Those who wish to be anonymous may skip this procedure

funny pick up lines

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Does my breath smell okay?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Good news, the test results are negative!

Got me? I'll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag

Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)

I've seen till I gazed into your eyes

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. Are you cute?

Hi. Can I domesticate you?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

I envy your lipstick.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only three months to live.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

I think my medication is wearing off.

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

It's always good for you to see me again.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]

No, but how about a kiss anyway?

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Womanlooks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.

Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Pull my finger.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Smile if you want me!.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

What's your sign?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

When's our wedding date?

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

Who's your daddy?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are not a woman, you are an essence

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

You MUST have a nice personality.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.

Your choice this time, I'm buying."

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes have touched my soul

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

Posporo ako, Posporo ka ba? Match kasi tayo!

Are you done with your test? Sagutin mo naman ako o!

Pagod ka na ba? Dahil takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko.

Boy: This is for you. (Gives Nido milk)

Girl: Why Nido?

Boy: ‘Cause you’re my number 1

Boy: Ito century tuna.

Girl: O bakit naman tuna ngayon?

Boy: It’s good for your heart, with Omega 3. Like me, I’m good for your heart.

Nanaginip ako…

nakita kong
may batang lumapit sayo at
nagsabi:

“gus2 m ng balde?”

ikaw ay nagtaka..

kayat kanyang winika:

“umaapaw kc ang
kagandahan mo..”

boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai?

girl: huh? baket? birthday mo ngayon?

boy: hindi ko birthday. wala lang. i just want to siomai love for you..

Boy: Miss naliligaw po ako pede po pakituro ang daan?

Girl: Saan ka ba nakatira ?

Boy: dyan po sa puso mo

sana naging damit na lang ako...

...para kahit minsan i-try mo ko, kung bagay ako sayo... .

aq na mgba2yad ng tuition fee mo..

bsta ang pgaaralan mu lang ay mahalin ako

Cheesy Pinoy Pickup Lines

1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2) I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita
4) Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
5) Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
6) I lost my number - can I have yours?
7) I forgot your name - can I call you mine?
8) Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?
9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka
10) Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
11) Crayola ka ba? - kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
12) EDSA ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on
13) Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa'yo
14) May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out
15) Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can't smile without you
16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy..
25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
26) Aanhin pa ang gravity... kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"
28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you... (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)
29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
31) Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko...
33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. ................dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)
34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!
36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* "si how i fell for you?" (Sige banat pa!)
39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

"Aanhin pa ang damo"

"Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko.."

nyuhahaharrr!! nakakairita pero nakaktuwaaa iluvvvettte! ;-p

yeaaahh and they're back, beybehs~~~ hwenjoyyyy!

• may mmda ba rito?

kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

• asthma ka ba?

kasi you take my breath away.

• ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...

malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

• meron ka bang eraser?

hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

• pokemon ka ba?

kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]

• Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.

Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

• Limang piso ka ba?

Kasi sakto ka.

• Do you drink yakult?

'Coz everyday you're ok.

• nasan ka kagabi?

wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)

• I think I'm a bad player...

...because I keep on missing you

• naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?

pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.

• o ito english naman:

I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love "U"

• hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."
• Para kang plema

... because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!

• Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang...

i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)

• Miss...SM ka ba??

kasi you've got it all!

• Gutom ka ba?

Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.

• Matador ka ba!?

kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

• May butas ba puso moh??

kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out

• Miss, umutot ka ba?

'Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)

• Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?

single kasi ako eh..

• Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:

either ICU or U C me

• guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?

girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing...
guy: teka...magkakasakit ata ako!

• Are you a PS game?

because i hope you're not Tekken

• My mirror ba iyung puso mo?

cause I see myself in it

• o ito, strategy:

Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
"do not leave your valuable things unattended."
>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
>> o ito, sagutan na ito:

guy: hey there miss... i forgot your name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine...